"i really need to lose weight" i say as i sit motionless for 8 hours daily
you ever think about the other sperm you beat out to exist?
the concert pianists?
but you, the tumblr blogger
stop playing the victim. that’s not even a real instrument
i will never forget this post
We don’t need the prince to slay the dragon, we’re just as capable as any man. We are the heroes of the adventure, and we can write the story on our own. (inspired by)
nobody says it but we all know what this is about
This picture is weirdly genius